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Below: The Lip and Wale's Planthouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its playful anniversary
Lip and Wale's Planthouse
August 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Wale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this dark ride will be crammed full of former cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your health, you should be free from immunological, blood, bowel, spinal, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This dark ride closes at dusk.
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