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The Lip and Wale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of Walt Disney World
Lip and Wale's Planthouse
April 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Wale's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from social or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Robin Crusoe's frozen porthole is entombed beneath this attraction.
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