Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Wale's Planthouse attraction at midday
Lip and Wale's Planthouse
January 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Wale's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Jessica Rabbit meet-and-greet pavilion.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses away from the other guests at most times.
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