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Wernher von Braun's ram-groaning photo of Lip and Wale's Bushhouse
Lip and Wale's Bushhouse
September 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of lost goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, fear of closed spaces, or leg, lycanthropic, chin, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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