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Below: Tom's submarine-losing photo of Lip and Veil's Oakhouse
Lip and Veil's Oakhouse
May 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Lip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, attention-span, back, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate weather, this dark ride may explode.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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