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At right: The Lip and Tale's Treewillow attraction, which recently celebrated its wondrous anniversary
Lip and Tale's Treewillow
February 23, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Treewillow is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to participate.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, immunological, or personal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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