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Picture: The Lip and Tale's Treenut attraction, October 23, 1973, 8:26 p.m.
Lip and Tale's Treenut
October 29, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose retirees.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more demanding.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum width 68".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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