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Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 26, 2004
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 37".
- Driver must be at least 75" tall.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers (in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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