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At right: A collectable view of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in fog
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 14, 2004
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with shiny props should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an exotic band.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the bottom of the Lip and Tale's Smokehouse, there is a basketball half court for cast members.
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