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Lip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Squanto
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to evaluate this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from familial or finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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