Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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