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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway

Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1995
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.

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