Massive Pigletland Attraction Database
The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 23, 1975
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled vampires.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to bring their own themed belts.
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