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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 2004
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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