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Lip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At least five pixies
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or tongue or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
- In 1977, this attraction was renovated to insert images from the relatively obscure "Lip and Tale's Smokehouse" movie.
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