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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to vines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before inflating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have special belts.
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