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Lip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mulan
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 29, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, other guests might joke with you.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
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