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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse show, wantonly considered to be the finest secret show at Disneyland
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 9 years old to ride a second time.
- Yawning may occur.
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