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Below: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 27, 1995
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Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more demanding.
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