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Below: The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may sing to people near you.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are able to bypass this attraction up to a minute after its closing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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