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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine dollars
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers may be able to ride this attraction as much as a quarter hour before its opening.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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