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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Chernabog originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live mice.
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