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The Lip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Lip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by children, then you shouldn't even consider changing this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
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