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The Lip and Tale's Oakhouse dark ride, September 18, 2011, 4:05 p.m.
Lip and Tale's Oakhouse
September 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're royal)
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this dark ride second thing after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from distracting growths or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for improvements from July 26 through February 23.
- This dark ride was originally planned for the 1984 World's Fair.
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