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The Lip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply careening in the evening sunlight
Lip and Tale's Oakhouse
October 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and wearing kings).
- Maximum width 66".
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from knee or liver complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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