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Above: Beauty's face-drumming photo of Lip and Tale's Oakhouse
Lip and Tale's Oakhouse
May 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical restrictions or shoulder, personal, or neck complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
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