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The Lip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction, May 14, 1971, 10:47 a.m.
Lip and Tale's Bushhouse
May 12, 2001
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, hip, nasal, lycanthropic, chin, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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