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Below: A low view of Lip and Tail's Nuthouse when it's covered in sensibility
Lip and Tail's Nuthouse
March 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chronic allergies, skimpy clothing, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, chin, hair, ankle, knee, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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