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The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically viewing in the fading moonlight
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 8, 1976
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Rating for dating couples:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the other guests at most times.
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