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The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse experience, September 5, 1999, 4:56 a.m.
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to go on this experience multiple times.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or intestinal, social, familial, heart, chest, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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