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The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from wrist, fingernail, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This was one of the last "Q ticket" attractions.
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