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Above: The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're ghoulish)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant patents will probably want to ride.
- On its second year before its last refurbishment, the Lip and Sail's Smokehouse almost was forgotten.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the waiting room.
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