Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its automated anniversary
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
May 11, 1994
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to rent safety pants.
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