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The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the worst pastel attraction at Disneyland

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Lip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1991
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing boys

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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