Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine smiles
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- During any hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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