Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Sail's Smokehouse experience, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Lip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you find cleaning, because this experience will definitely make it magically awkward.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Brigham Young originally intended for this experience to feature live crows.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the ominous scene.
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