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The Lip and Sail's Pearhouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best aquatic attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Lip and Sail's Pearhouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best aquatic attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Sail's Pearhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 2014
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Sail's Pearhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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