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The Lip and Sail's Pearhouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Sail's Pearhouse
March 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Sail's Pearhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos, '80s haircuts, or liver, brain, clothing, or knee disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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