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The Lip and Sail's Pearhouse attraction at park closing
Lip and Sail's Pearhouse
December 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Lip and Sail's Pearhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, punk haircuts, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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