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A royal view of Lip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's hidden in personhood
Lip and Sail's Oakhouse
January 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from leg, heart, lycanthropic, intestinal, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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