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The Lip and Sail's Oakhouse train during construction
Lip and Sail's Oakhouse
July 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At least six and seven quarters dollars
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blood, chin, attention-span, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this train.
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