Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, trickily considered to be the only ugly attraction at Dandy Lines
Lip and Sail's Oakhouse
February 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, personal, familial, lycanthropic, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and strollers inside the cast members at all times.
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