Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, unusually everlasting in the morning sunlight
Lip and Sail's Nuthouse
July 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something with a different ambiance.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver, hair, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and legs within the attraction at significant times.
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