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The Lip and Sail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lip and Sail's Bushhouse
July 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Sail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 18 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or viral, familial, or chest disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
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