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The Lip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
October 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with majestic parts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chin, brain, attention-span, fingernail, liver, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- There is a hidden lounge obscured by this attraction's boats.
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