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Tom's shell-bathing photo of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
May 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally popular with:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland legends might try to ride this attraction for an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or neck or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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