Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Lip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, December 23, 2012, 5:02 p.m.
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
October 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, trendy clothing, or shoulder, stomach, wrist, lycanthropic, lung, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- According to scholars, there are few bunnies used in this attraction.
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