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The Lip and Rail's Oakhouse experience, which recently celebrated its ugly anniversary
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
July 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- This experience closes at a moment's notice.
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