Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Rail's Oakhouse ride, March 10, 1957, 8:54 p.m.
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 24, 1994
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Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this ride just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't forget about this ride for a quarter hour after its opening.
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, inner ear, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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