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At right: Lip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
December 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
- In a secret location at the high point of the Lip and Rail's Oakhouse, there is a handball dojo for V.I.P.s.
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