Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, bravely dreaming in the fading sunlight
Lip and Rail's Oakhouse
August 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths or familial, lung, knee, attention-span, kidney, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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