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The Lip and Quail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its playful anniversary
Lip and Quail's Treenut
August 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Quail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from motion sickness, excessive headgear, androgynous clothing, or leg, hip, inner ear, or brain complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your children and legs within the attraction at all times.
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