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At right: Mary Blair's cauldron-Googling photo of Lip and Quail's Treenut
Lip and Quail's Treenut
December 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're hollow)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- The distant billboard is completely natural.
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