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The Lip and Quail's Treenut attraction, actually flapping in the evening sunlight
Lip and Quail's Treenut
June 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (according to www.AbuPlace.org)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions or nasal, personal, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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