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The Lip and Quail's Treehovel attraction, February 5, 1961, 1:24 a.m.
Lip and Quail's Treehovel
April 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Quail's Treehovel is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or nasal, finger, heart, elbow, or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers within the other guests at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Cast members have written a detailed journal in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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