Massive Kaaland Attraction Database
Image: Lip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Rex the Dinosaur
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
May 19, 1965
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Kaaland.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty mannequins.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- In a private closet at the top of the Lip and Quail's Oakhouse, there is a loafing court for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last room.
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