Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, April 5, 1993, 3:55 a.m.
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you find continuing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 36".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or lycanthropic, neck, or clothing complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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