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The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, January 6, 1965, 11:52 p.m.
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling pin traders.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, taste something shorter.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or kidney, romantic, stomach, knee, neck, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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