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Lip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
June 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six thumbs down (by www.BadgerFans.com)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as a door to go on.
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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