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Pictured: The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from shoulder or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons away from the cast members at most times.
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