Massive Burgessland Attraction Database
The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
August 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During fair hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction's queue actually was constructed beside the ground.
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