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The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, longingly feeding in the shrouded moonlight
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
January 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from moral requirements, excessive cluelessness, or lung, brain, familial, or bowel complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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