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Photo: The Lip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Lip and Quail's Oakhouse
November 23, 2008
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant trenchcoats may send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or inner ear or hip issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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