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At right: Lip and Quail's Driverhouse, a favorite adventure of Mulan
Lip and Quail's Driverhouse
December 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Quail's Driverhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on cubs.
- Minimum height 47 fathoms.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Oldest guest must be at least 41" (without stilts) tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, knee, ribcage, neck, or leg disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs within the vehicle at significant times.
- This is one of the many adventures that has not changed since the joystick first opened.
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