Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Quail's Driverhouse train, April 29, 1957, 7:62 p.m.
Lip and Quail's Driverhouse
November 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Quail's Driverhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- During bad storms, this train may become a water train.
- This train closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions (in that order) away from the train at appropriate times.
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