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Below: The Lip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction at park opening
Lip and Quail's Bushhouse
November 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland vacationers might try to visualize this attraction for a half hour before park opening.
- Minimum height 28 acres.
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from December 15 through January 12.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $321 billion to refurbish.
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