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Above: A retro view of Lip and Quail's Bushhouse when it's not bathed in fog
Lip and Quail's Bushhouse
June 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- One of the juices was said to smell like Pocahontas.
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