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The Lip and Pale's Trolleyhouse attraction, daringly considered to be the finest bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Pale's Trolleyhouse
March 9, 1985
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Pale's Trolleyhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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