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The Lip and Pale's Trolleyhouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary
Lip and Pale's Trolleyhouse
May 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Pale's Trolleyhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this dark ride with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 13 years old to ride in back.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, runny makeup, or ribcage or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- The woods behind this dark ride are dominated by feral cats.
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