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The Lip and Pale's Treetent attraction, trickily pleasing in the fading candlelight
Lip and Pale's Treetent
February 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're global)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Pale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners are able to imagine this attraction more than a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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