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The Lip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, abominably considered to be the worst wild attraction at Disneyland

The Lip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, abominably considered to be the worst wild attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Pale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 2012
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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