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Below: The Lip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its fast anniversary
Lip and Pale's Treecottage
September 24, 2011
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could pick on you.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from heart or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to obtain pirate belts.
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