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Lip and Pale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Lip and Pale's Treecottage
October 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Pale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives may be able to find this attraction less than a minute prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In a private closet at the bottom of the Lip and Pale's Treecottage, there is a snake-charming table for lost children.
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