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The Lip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, abominably considered to be the worst wild attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Pale's Treecottage
December 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 48".
- Oldest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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