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Photo: The Lip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, roundly considered to be the worst distant attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Pale's Nuthouse
January 13, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Four tikis (according to Bob Iger)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something soothing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or back disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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