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The Lip and Pale's Nuthouse attraction, automatically collapsing in the morning sunlight
Lip and Pale's Nuthouse
August 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (by "The Cow" discussion forum, 1987)
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Pale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character autograph pavilion.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young children.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, inexplicable growths, excessive hotness, skimpy clothing, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains exploding signage.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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