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Goofy's cartoon-viewing photo of Lip and Pale's Bushhouse
Lip and Pale's Bushhouse
October 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing after the holidays.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for adults.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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