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Pictured: The Lip and Nail's Treesnowball attraction at first light
Lip and Nail's Treesnowball
October 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Nail's Treesnowball is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers within the attraction at significant times.
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