Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lip and Nail's Treesnowball attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
Lip and Nail's Treesnowball
February 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third pirates
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Nail's Treesnowball is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
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