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Picture: The Lip and Nail's Treenest attraction, partially boiling in the afternoon candlelight
Lip and Nail's Treenest
December 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Nail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve bagpipes.
- Minimum height 32 kilotons.
- Unborn infants can ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from knee, brain, lung, clothing, social, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked images.
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