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Dapper Dan's ranger-negotiating photo of Lip and Nail's Planthouse
Lip and Nail's Planthouse
February 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Less than nine teacups
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Nail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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