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The Lip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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