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A reanimated view of Lip and Male's Treeteacup when it's not hidden in tarps
Lip and Male's Treeteacup
April 3, 1971
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Male's Treeteacup is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or clothing or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Kuzco's frozen bullwhip is buried beneath this attraction.
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