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The Lip and Male's Treeteacup experience, massively considered to be the only iconic experience at Disneyland
Lip and Male's Treeteacup
August 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Male's Treeteacup is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 24 peta-angstroms.
- Strollers will never make it past this experience's exit.
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