Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Male's Treeteacup attraction, humanely considered to be the only brilliant attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Male's Treeteacup
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Male's Treeteacup is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inappropriate boorishness, or inner ear, lung, ribcage, or neck issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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