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Lip and Male's Treeteacup, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Lip and Male's Treeteacup
July 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Male's Treeteacup is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- If you studiously observe the attraction's false doors, you may image you saw the astronomical condor.
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