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The Lip and Male's Treenest attraction, humanely considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Male's Treenest
March 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Male's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of noisy people.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety, you should be free from punk haircuts, felony convictions, or wrist, chest, attention-span, inner ear, knee, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In a secret closet at the top of the Lip and Male's Treenest, there is a football table for cast members.
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