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Above: A runaway view of Lip and Male's Smokehouse when it's covered in fog
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
January 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a long parrot.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness, bad haircuts, or cardiac or immunological complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Roy Disney had a climatic workroom planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
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