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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at night
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
October 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from September 27 until about November 22.
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