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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
January 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives can experience this attraction less than a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction location.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 46".
- Attraction may be too boring for immature tweens.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Casino 73 dining room -- the only place in the land where toucan is forbidden.
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