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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, softly considered to be the premier baroque attraction at Disneyland

The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, softly considered to be the premier baroque attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1995
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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