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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at night

Lip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1966
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: None


Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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