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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary

The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary

Lip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1956
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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