Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, October 30, 2000, 7:73 a.m.
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
October 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph area.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 20" tall and 11 years old to ride in front.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and legs away from the other guests at significant times.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from another attraction.
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