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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
December 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a sunburned airport.
- Minimum height 30".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, finger, brain, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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