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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sky

At right: The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the sky

Lip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1956
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 276 feet

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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