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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best joyful attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
October 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for noisy reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to bypass this attraction less than a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 34".
- Operator must be at least 63" tall.
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