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Above: A private view of Lip and Male's Smokehouse when it's hidden in darkness
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
January 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant foxes may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and notes inside the attraction at all times.
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