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Kanga's craft-visiting photo of Lip and Male's Smokehouse

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Lip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Five mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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