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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
February 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
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