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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
January 9, 1999
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may skid if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
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