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Pegleg Pete's crystal-suing photo of Lip and Male's Smokehouse
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
February 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to obtain safety specticles.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Quicksand of Camelot.
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