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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the finest wicked attraction at DisneyLand

The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the finest wicked attraction at DisneyLand

Lip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1961
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 157 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.

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