Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
August 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
- After sailing this attraction, you'll want to look for something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Waiting may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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