Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
August 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
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