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Image: Kanga's craft-visiting photo of Lip and Male's Smokehouse
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
April 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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