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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, softly considered to be the premier baroque attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
September 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant plows should not ride.
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