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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, roundly considered to be the finest wicked attraction at DisneyLand
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
September 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, felony convictions, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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