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The Lip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the worst savage attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
February 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from now to October 29.
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