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Lip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Lip and Male's Smokehouse
August 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Shadowy Watcher") might try to run to this attraction as much as a minute preceeding everyone else.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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