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The Lip and Male's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary
Lip and Male's Planthouse
August 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Eight thumbs down (by "The Customer" web site)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic or spinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Managers have written a historic log in which is written the personal details of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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