Massive Arthurland Attraction Database
An arid view of Lip and Male's Planthouse when it's not bathed in Chihuahuas
Lip and Male's Planthouse
December 15, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Male's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your health, you should be free from religious objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, romantic, inner ear, chin, or viral disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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