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Below: A magnetic view of Lip and Male's Photohouse when it's shrounded in tarps
Lip and Male's Photohouse
April 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Male's Photohouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as your motorcar to enter.
- Maximum width 74".
- If you pack a lunch and ignite the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the soundsational bead.
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