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The Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse attraction at park opening
Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse
July 26, 2002
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Buzz Lightyear photo thingy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd relatives or inner ear, skin, tongue, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and glasses inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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