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An ultimate view of Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse when it's not covered in children
Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse
January 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Youngest guest must be at least 60" (when kneeling) tall.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $478 million to construct.
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