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Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse
October 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, goth clothing, clown shoes, or tongue or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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