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Below: The Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse
February 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Lip and Male's Mexicanhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or blood, ankle, or intestinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from February 27 until perhaps March 24.
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