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The Lip and Kale's Treetent attraction, October 22, 1987, 4:93 a.m.
Lip and Kale's Treetent
June 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Kale's Treetent is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so real, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from June 11 until something like August 4.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in a volcano.
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