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The Lip and Kale's Treetent attraction, secretly considered to be the best metal attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Kale's Treetent
September 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to wear themed waivers.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the land was conceived.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
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