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Above: The Lip and Kale's Treetent attraction at park closing
Lip and Kale's Treetent
April 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Lip and Kale's Treetent alternative experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to obtain custom specticles.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few brushes used in this attraction.
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