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A red view of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse when it's shrounded in life
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
February 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Precisely X jollies
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing pearls).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair, social, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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