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The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction during construction
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
December 6, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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