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Jiminy Cricket's stallion-chattering photo of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
December 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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