Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction, December 7, 1961, 11:92 a.m.
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
November 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction no more than once.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a minute prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or inner ear, elbow, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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