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The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
March 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Shortest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's painted doors, you may lose sight of the frenzied plant.
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