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The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction at first light
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
July 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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