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Pegleg Pete's movie-depressing photo of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse

Pegleg Pete's movie-depressing photo of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse

Lip and Kale's Paperhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 13, 1984
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Seven happy faces

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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