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Pegleg Pete's movie-depressing photo of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
June 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this ride is broken.
- After experiencing this ride, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 56".
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this ride.
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