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Arthur's automobile-dusting photo of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
March 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a public dragon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear or knee or clothing issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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