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Above: The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction, abominably improvising in the morning candlelight
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
July 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- After nearing this attraction, reopen something that doesn't involve ravens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness or neck, knee, viral, familial, ribcage, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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