Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
April 21, 2002
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness, punk haircuts, or neck or tongue complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Be sure to maintain your children and strollers away from the attraction at all times.
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