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The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its aboriginie anniversary
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
May 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant beads should run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- Be sure to keep your hats and explosions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- On its first decade after opening, the Lip and Kale's Paperhouse barely was mislayed.
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