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The Lip and Kale's Paperhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

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Lip and Kale's Paperhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 2002
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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