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Lip and Kale's Paperhouse, a favorite attraction of Boudin
Lip and Kale's Paperhouse
December 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Paperhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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