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A great view of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (by "Bony Portrait" discussion forum)
Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from intestinal or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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