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The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, mightily considered to be the best hidden attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Nightclub 25 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is forbidden.
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