Massive Suzannaland Attraction Database
A negative view of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in children
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Before closing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 32".
- Contains holographic images.
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