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Above: The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
July 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to illuminate precision glasses.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from May 12 through July 24.
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