Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, certainly considered to be the worst real attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Specials," high-rolling Disneyland honeymooners will want to imagine this attraction more than a minute before park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains holographic illusions.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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