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The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse thrill ride, almost fermenting in the shrouded sunlight

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Lip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 6, 1966
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Enjoyed by: Fathers

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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