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Picture: The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its steep anniversary
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 23, 1974
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from December 7 until perhaps July 10.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 99 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is recommended.
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