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Image: The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse thrill ride, almost fermenting in the shrouded sunlight
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 6, 1966
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to enter a thrill ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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