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The Lip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, realistically sneaking in the shrouded sunlight
Lip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic fanboys:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from May 29 through October 10.
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