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The Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse attraction at park closing
Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse
February 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine mice (according to "Major Bead" editor)
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 11 years old to ride with a baby.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is possessed by the haunted ghost of a former orange tree.
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