Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse
November 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with scattered children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can experience this attraction up to an hour before less important people.
Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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