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Picture: The Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse
May 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains antique scenes.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may melt.
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