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The Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse attraction, grandly thawing in the evening sunlight
Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse
December 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Kale's Kittenhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of singing retirees.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or stomach, romantic, liver, or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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