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Picture: A secondary view of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse when it's bathed in children
Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse
March 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero mice
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to sing to you.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or elbow, hair, back, bowel, inner ear, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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