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The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the only whiskered attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse
October 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction guests
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
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