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The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction at park opening

The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction at park opening

Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1969
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Targeted at: Blind women

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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