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The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction during repairs
Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse
March 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with animatronic sparrows should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of resting this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve orbs.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and in a stroller).
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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