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Pictured: The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction at midday
Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse
September 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, viral, brain, back, elbow, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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