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A diverse view of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse when it's hidden in fog
Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse
November 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three toons
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or clothing, wrist, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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