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The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction at midday

Pictured: The Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse attraction at midday

Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Kale's Decorationhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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