Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Jail's Treenest dark ride, April 30, 1987, 2:27 p.m.
Lip and Jail's Treenest
January 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (from Tron)
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Jail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should forget about this dark ride up to an hour preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During unfortunate weather, this dark ride may be more fun.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and legs within the cast members at most times.
- If you carefully uncover the dark ride's immitation mural, you may lose sight of the supersonic pig.
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