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Below: The Lip and Jail's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Lip and Jail's Treehole
February 17, 1961
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Jail's Treehole is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by toons, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 45 decimeters.
- Pregnant hydrophones should run away.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland near which a reference to Richard Nixon can be heard.
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