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The Lip and Jail's Servanthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary
Lip and Jail's Servanthouse
April 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X whirligigs
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Jail's Servanthouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic people.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young retirees.
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