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Above: Lip and Jail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Lip and Jail's Planthouse
December 7, 1995
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Jail's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled prison inmates.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the park was built.
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