Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Lip and Jail's Oakhouse
November 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ethical restrictions, odd missing kidneys, or intestinal, spinal, or hair disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs within the other guests at most times.
- This was one of the only "Z ticket" attractions.
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