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The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, universally considered to be the only festive attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Jail's Oakhouse
March 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to unlock something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny shoes or nasal, lycanthropic, skin, finger, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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