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Lip and Jail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Lip and Jail's Oakhouse
September 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 60".
- Explosions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The reference to windows is an inside joke.
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