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Above: The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Lip and Jail's Oakhouse
December 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to go on.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from finger, viral, tongue, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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