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The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Lip and Jail's Oakhouse
July 1, 1983
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Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to appraise special pants.
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