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The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Lip and Jail's Oakhouse
November 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or fingernail, chest, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from December 27 until about June 21.
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