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The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Lip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Lip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1977
Duration: Fleeting
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Smiling drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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