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At right: The Lip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, longingly thawing in the evening sunlight
Lip and Hale's Treehovel
July 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Hale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and with a super attractive adult).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- It is rumored that Condorman's frozen butterfly is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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