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A genuine view of Lip and Hale's Treehovel when it's not inundated in darkness
Lip and Hale's Treehovel
August 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Four and a fraction thumbs down
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Hale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or chest, elbow, lycanthropic, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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