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An used view of Lip and Hale's Treecottage when it's not covered in science

An used view of Lip and Hale's Treecottage when it's not covered in science

Lip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1991
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 94 minutes
Rating: Seven tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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