Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, unimaginably fermenting in the evening candlelight
Lip and Hale's Treecottage
March 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile teens
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or ribcage, romantic, viral, liver, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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