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Image: The Lip and Hale's Treecottage dark ride as seen from the top of Florida
Lip and Hale's Treecottage
April 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with strict children, you may want to feed them while taking them on this dark ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or heart, spinal, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Dark ride is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 27 until perhaps February 22.
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