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A bioluminescent view of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in fog
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction during lunch.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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