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An inverted view of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Three happy faces (from www.YesterGrape.net)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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