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The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, stingily considered to be the finest unique attraction at Disneyland

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Lip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1980
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven dollars (from Kuzco)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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