Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse show, August 7, 1999, 4:72 p.m.
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey images that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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