Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, September 12, 1979, 8:64 p.m.
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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