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The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 15, 1955
Avg. queue length:
93 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to enjoy this attraction just a moment preceeding park closing.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
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