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A frightful view of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's covered in fog

A frightful view of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's covered in fog

Lip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1986
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Four and a fraction dollars

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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