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Lip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or neck, familial, skin, or chin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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