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The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert

The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Lip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1991
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating for tweens: Nine rainbows

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.

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