Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, April 5, 2010, 9:09 a.m.
Lip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're international)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing after a picnic.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from November 7 until something like May 7.
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