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The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at night
Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27 kilograms.
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, runny shoes, sin, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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