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Walt Disney's passenger-zipping photo of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something shorter.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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