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The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary

The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary

Lip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1980
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Nine pirates (according to Card Walker)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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