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Image: The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
December 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing or fingernail, wrist, back, intestinal, skin, or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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