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The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the forest
Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
November 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (according to www.Possession.com)
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction no more than once.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 56".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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