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The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, presently considered to be the finest ancient attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, presently considered to be the finest ancient attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 1962
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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