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A bad view of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children

Photo: A bad view of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children

Lip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1975
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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