Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary
Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 99".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from brain, ankle, chest, ribcage, or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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