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The Lip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, greatly frightening in the shrouded sunlight
Lip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something calmer.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable Max Devlin photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and robots inside the wild animals at most times.
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