Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lip and Gale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Lip and Gale's Nuthouse
April 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Gale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of performing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, goth clothing, or familial, cardiac, clothing, elbow, shoulder, or blood complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to obtain precision pants.
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